Thursday, February 10, 2011

Love at first sight

A girl entered our office. I turned around and glanced at her.
She was the most beautiful girl in the world. I like traditional Indian dress.
And she was wearing a beautiful churidar looking like an angel from heaven. Still cant forget that day.

She went inside the interview room. After sometime, I went to drink water and the filter was nearer to the room
she was sitting. And she looked at me. And my heart jumped with delight. Love struck me like a lightning.

I went back to my sit and started listening to my favourite romantic songs thinking about her. After
her interview she was leaving the office and I again glanced at her...I fell in love then and there...
there was no saving angel came and stole my heart away from me...

Friday, January 14, 2011

Three easy steps to customize logo and message in Site Offline Page in Drupal 5

1. In template.php create a function

function phptemplate_maintenance_page($content, $messages = TRUE, $partial = FALSE) {
$title = drupal_get_title();
$head_title = strip_tags($title);
$head = drupal_get_html_head();
$js = drupal_get_js();
$content = $content;
$message = ($messages ? theme('status_messages') : '');
return _phptemplate_callback('maintenance-page', array('content' => $content, 'title' => $title, 'head_title' => $head_title, 'head' => $head, 'js' => $js,'message' => $message));

2. Create maintenance-page.tpl.php and there you can print all the variables, that you passed through _phptemplate_callback in template.php.

print $content; //prints the site-offline message that is entered in the site maintenance page in your site.
print $title;

3. Create a maintenance.css inside the theme you are using and include it in maintenance-page.tpl.php . In maintenance.css add your own css to customize your site offline page.

Thanks, hope I am clear and hope it helps to customize your site offline page with custom message and logos.


Monday, June 7, 2010

Run Ashraf Run!

This was the funniest, adventurous, frightening dream I ever had in my life. Sometimes, I wonder what I will do if I am forced to marry somebody I don’t like. And I got that answer in that dream. It was a nightmare turning into reality. For some reason, I was very tired and got to sleep very early. Suddenly I got into my dream world or shall I say nightmare. So let’s start with what happened in my dreamland.

I went back home for vacation and there I saw my family has fixed my marriage with a very very fat girl who likes to do only one thing…eat, eat, eat….and there was no option for me to say no…they had given the word for some reason…everything’s been fixed…and that my marriage was as soon as the next day…my God…wish anybody cud see my face at that time…I started crying like a toddler who just lost his candy…

My best friends came to meet me in the evening…. Was it for congratulating me or consoling me? But hang on, they came to do what friends are for…give support and advice…they said…hey ashraf…wat r u doing…u cud not get the girl of your dreams…at least don’t marry this fatty…’khilate khilate mar jayega’…and they gave me a great idea…’bhaag jao!’… And I got inspired and planned the ‘Great Escape’…next morning I will escape…he he…great idea…I jumped with joy and hugged them all…jaadu ki jhappi…

I put my alarm for 5 AM…but I woke up before that and slowly opened my door, got downstairs and started going out…but unfortunately my uncle saw me and asked me where I was going…I thought for some time and replied ‘Morning Walk’…that was surprising for him as never in my life have I gone for morning walk…and he called me back…but I was to hear none of that…I started running without even looking back…and I ran and ran and it was as if I was running for Olympic Gold Medal…and at that time my dream was interrupted…I woke up…wondering how come I am in my bed …just now I was running like Usain Bolt…and then realized it was only a dream…huh…thank God!…wat if they caught me and forced me back…he he…wat a dream…scary….funny…got everything… :)

Take Care,

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

I saw an angel last week...

hey, this was straight from a movie script...last Saturday, I went for an interview in a company in malviya nagar, jaipur...I had never been there...while coming back, I got lost...I forgot where I came from and from where I can get a bus for my place...I started walking hoping I am on the right path...suddenly I saw a girl coming in front of me...she was we were about to cross each other...I heard somebody telling me 'Excuse Me'... and the caller was that girl asked me, 'hey, can u tell me the way to 'James Enclave'...can u imagine...I myself got lost...and here was a girl asking me to show her direction...I started laughing and said 'Mei Khud Ghum Ho Gaya, kaya se aaya, kaha jaana hai paata nahi'...and she also started laughing...she replied'chaloo, koi baaat nahi, bye'...everything was fine until the last word...'bye'... hate I also had to say 'bye'...
Wish I had said 'see u again or wats ur number'...hey ashraf boy...naughty naughty...but this reminds me of the song...'I saw an angel'...he he...always comparing my life with movies or songs…and yea, luckily I was on the right path…cud manage to come bak home…chalo, bye 4 now...

Friday, May 28, 2010

Difference between Aamir Khan And Akshay Kumar:

Aamir Khan = quality;
Akshay Kumar = quantity;

can u elaborate?
yea sure....akshay does 5 films in a year, aamir does 5 films in 5 years....and everybody knows the difference...
Akshay Kumar: Chandni Chowk,Tasveer, Blue, Kambhakt Ishq, De Dana Dan...yuk...
Aamir Khan: 3 Idiots

prefer watching 3 Idiots 5 times....

he he....bye for now...


Friday, April 2, 2010

Aye Khuda

Yaaraan Teri Yaadaan Aati Hain, Jaan Meri Jaan Jaati Hai
Tanhaayiyon Mein Rehata Hoon, Khud Se Hi Aksar Yeh Kehata Hoon
Kyun Tune Dil Toda, Kyun Tune Yuun Chhoda
Kyun Tera Abb Bhi Rahein Dil Ko Intjaar
Kyun Chali Aati Hai Kyun Tadpaati Hai
Kyun Hoon Abb Bhi Main Yuun Bekaraar