Monday, June 7, 2010
I went back home for vacation and there I saw my family has fixed my marriage with a very very fat girl who likes to do only one thing…eat, eat, eat….and there was no option for me to say no…they had given the word for some reason…everything’s been fixed…and that my marriage was as soon as the next day…my God…wish anybody cud see my face at that time…I started crying like a toddler who just lost his candy…
My best friends came to meet me in the evening…. Was it for congratulating me or consoling me? But hang on, they came to do what friends are for…give support and advice…they said…hey ashraf…wat r u doing…u cud not get the girl of your dreams…at least don’t marry this fatty…’khilate khilate mar jayega’…and they gave me a great idea…’bhaag jao!’… And I got inspired and planned the ‘Great Escape’…next morning I will escape…he he…great idea…I jumped with joy and hugged them all…jaadu ki jhappi…
I put my alarm for 5 AM…but I woke up before that and slowly opened my door, got downstairs and started going out…but unfortunately my uncle saw me and asked me where I was going…I thought for some time and replied ‘Morning Walk’…that was surprising for him as never in my life have I gone for morning walk…and he called me back…but I was to hear none of that…I started running without even looking back…and I ran and ran and it was as if I was running for Olympic Gold Medal…and at that time my dream was interrupted…I woke up…wondering how come I am in my bed …just now I was running like Usain Bolt…and then realized it was only a dream…huh…thank God!…wat if they caught me and forced me back…he he…wat a dream…scary….funny…got everything… :)
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Wish I had said 'see u again or wats ur number'...hey ashraf boy...naughty naughty...but this reminds me of the song...'I saw an angel'...he he...always comparing my life with movies or songs…and yea, luckily I was on the right path…cud manage to come bak home…chalo, bye 4 now...
Friday, May 28, 2010
Akshay Kumar = quantity;
can u elaborate?
yea sure....akshay does 5 films in a year, aamir does 5 films in 5 years....and everybody knows the difference...
Akshay Kumar: Chandni Chowk,Tasveer, Blue, Kambhakt Ishq, De Dana Dan...yuk...
Aamir Khan: 3 Idiots
prefer watching 3 Idiots 5 times....
he he....bye for now...
Friday, April 2, 2010
Tanhaayiyon Mein Rehata Hoon, Khud Se Hi Aksar Yeh Kehata Hoon
Kyun Tune Dil Toda, Kyun Tune Yuun Chhoda
Kyun Tera Abb Bhi Rahein Dil Ko Intjaar
Kyun Chali Aati Hai Kyun Tadpaati Hai
Kyun Hoon Abb Bhi Main Yuun Bekaraar
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Following are the steps for IMCE Integration with CK Editor in Drupal 6
1. Download the CKeditor module from http://drupal.org/project/ckeditor and imce module from http://drupal.org/project/imce .
2. Unzip the files in the sites/all/modules directory .
3. Download CKEditor from http://ckeditor.com/download. Unzip the contents of the ckeditor directory in the sites/all/modules/ckeditor/ckeditor directory.
4. Enable the modules as usual from Drupal's admin pages.
5. Grant permissions for use of CKEditor in "Administer > User Management > Permissions"
6. Under "Administer > Site configuration > CKEditor", adjust the ckeditor profiles. In each profile you can choose which textareas will be replaced by CKEditor, select default toolbar and configure some more advanced settings.
7. Go to http://ckfinder.com/download and download CKfinder.
8. Extract the downloaded file ckfinder and put it in Ckeditor folder (sites/all/modules/ckeditor/ckfinder) .
9. Open config.php in the ckfinder folder and comment out the CheckAuthentication() function.
// WARNING : DO NOT simply return "true". By doing so, you are allowing
// "anyone" to upload and list the files in your server. You must implement
// some kind of session validation here. Even something very simple as...
// return isset($_SESSION['IsAuthorized']) && $_SESSION['IsAuthorized'];
// ... where $_SESSION['IsAuthorized'] is set to "true" as soon as the
// user logs in your system.
// To be able to use session variables don't forget to add session_start().
10. Add this code :
straight below the following line:
$baseUrl = '/ckfinder/userfiles/';
11. Locate file named settings.php inside your drupal directory (usually sites/default/settings.php) and set $cookie_domain variable to your domain name.
$cookie_domain = $_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'];
12. In the administer->site configuration ->ckeditor, edit the profile you are using.
In the file browser setting,
Select CKFinder from the dropdown in File browser type (Link dialog).
Select IMCE from the dropdown in File browser type (Image dialog).
Select IMCE from the dropdown in File browser type (Flash dialog).
Save the configuration.
13. Go to create content ->page, try to upload a image using the ckeditor, it should work.